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Coming up next week on CBS

xcomp — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:17:25 +0000

The Empire Strikes Barack

xcomp — Thu, 08 May 2008 06:40:50 +0000

An episode of epic proportions.

E-meters not required here

xcomp — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:11:56 +0000

From Digg user Huxl3y:

Q. How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear, then it will have the self-determinism to change itself.

Random XKCD

xcomp — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:32:00 +0000

Outsourcing

xcomp — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:20:30 +0000

I happened to stumble upon the following sequence of Dilbert strips recently while perusing a Slashdot story about Indian engineering giant Wipro outsourcing jobs to the US:

Bye-bye SCO

xcomp — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:02:00 +0000

Reality bites, stock gets obliterated like a bug in front of a speeding semi. If only people would learn to stop trying to profit off other people’s ideas…

Funniest NBA Thread in History

xcomp — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:09:11 +0000

Actually, I’m not exaggerating. It’s a bit unconventional to make a blog post about a thread on a sports forum (I think), but this one is truly something special. It started with a series of captioned pictures, often featuring Antoine “Because there ain’t no fours” Walker, and it has now turned into a monster. As of the time this post was written, it was at 54 pages of gut-busting humor. Someone find this guy an agent, because his stuff is far more entertaining than 95% of what I see on TV these days. Read it all for yourself.

Amazing Grace Fall Short

xcomp — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:08:36 +0000

Hey guys … it’s been a long time. Time to bring ye ol’ blog back to life. And what better way than one of the funniest (and strangely, rarest) internet videos of all time:

“Billy on a mobile” interviews with SportsRadio 610

xcomp — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 23:57:48 +0000

SR610 is a local sports talk radio station in Houston. From time to time they do these “on a mobile” impersonations, with Rockets coach Jeff Van Gundy being a favorite target. Recently second round rookie Vassilis Spanoulis has been complaining to the media about his lack of playing time. And this morning, John & Lance pounced on the opportunity.

Click here to listen to the interview. Absolutely hilarious.

How The Lord Of The Rings Should Have Ended

xcomp — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:24:00 +0000

My precioussssss!

Ridiculous Football Finish

xcomp — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:22:58 +0000

Texas high school football game in 1994, Tyler vs Plano East. Tyler is up 41-17 with 3 minutes to go. Watch what happens.

The announcers are hilarious. My favorite quote: “I done wet mah britches!”

Guaranteed to make you laugh.

xcomp — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:34:46 +0000

Get Yo’ Preach On

xcomp — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:54:50 +0000

A friend sent me this yesterday. Heh.

Hairdo missing

xcomp — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 23:49:48 +0000

Patrick Hruby examines the legacy left behind by Andre Agassi in the world of tennis fashion:

Bethanie Mattek
The look: Lace headband, frilly, floppy-armed top, knee-high bow-tied socks.
Inspired by: Too much free time; scissors.
Resembles: A nightgown caught in a paper shredder.
Sartorial statement: Toga! Toga!
For best results: When accepting Halloween candy, hold bag firmly.
Possible complications: Stadium security mistakes you for a male figure skater.

Here’s something you’re “capable” of doing, Sheed

xcomp — Thu, 18 May 2006 17:14:37 +0000