From Digg user Huxl3y:
Q. How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear, then it will have the self-determinism to change itself.
Reality bites, stock gets obliterated like a bug in front of a speeding semi. If only people would learn to stop trying to profit off other people’s ideas…
Actually, I’m not exaggerating. It’s a bit unconventional to make a blog post about a thread on a sports forum (I think), but this one is truly something special. It started with a series of captioned pictures, often featuring Antoine “Because there ain’t no fours” Walker, and it has now turned into a monster. As of the time this post was written, it was at 54 pages of gut-busting humor. Someone find this guy an agent, because his stuff is far more entertaining than 95% of what I see on TV these days. Read it all for yourself.
Hey guys … it’s been a long time. Time to bring ye ol’ blog back to life. And what better way than one of the funniest (and strangely, rarest) internet videos of all time:
SR610 is a local sports talk radio station in Houston. From time to time they do these “on a mobile” impersonations, with Rockets coach Jeff Van Gundy being a favorite target. Recently second round rookie Vassilis Spanoulis has been complaining to the media about his lack of playing time. And this morning, John & Lance pounced on the opportunity.
Click here to listen to the interview. Absolutely hilarious.
Texas high school football game in 1994, Tyler vs Plano East. Tyler is up 41-17 with 3 minutes to go. Watch what happens.
The announcers are hilarious. My favorite quote: “I done wet mah britches!”
