Yeehaw
Al Gore has reportedly teamed up with Google to create a new TV network called “Current” (is this your final attempt to remain relevant, Al?) that supposedly targets 18-34 year olds (apparently MTV is officially fired, and MoveOn.org has been scientifically proven to be a useless venture). Finally we can believe the story that Al Gore did create the Internet — he’s working with Google so it must be true!
Unfortunately, I guess much of the prime time programming will be devoted to the task of afflicting unsuspecting poor young adults with Al’s ferocious tirades about blood for oil and global warming. Television sets and cable boxes all over America simultaneously slip into a collective state of extreme trepidation…
