Dear IE, I’m Leaving You For Good
Robert Vamosi writes a heartbreaking breakup letter to Internet Explorer, and subsequently makes my day.
My favorite part:
I can take my Firefox to my Mac and Linux friends, and everyone gets along just fine. You barely even talk to Macs anymore, and you always seem to walk out of the room whenever Linux stops by. Why? What are you afraid of? Honestly, a grown browser like you afraid of a little operating system? I think this snobby behavior speaks volumes about what’s wrong with this relationship.
Oh, btw if you’re reading this and you haven’t broken up with IE yet, what are you waiting for?
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November 26th, 2004 at 11:39 am
I’ve already parted ways with IE. It keeps stalking though, everywhere I go, it’s there, “you know you wanna surf on the world wide, microsoft approved, riaa feared, FCC regulated, al gore invented web” or the mystified “I’ve got new security holes to expoit and a pop up blocker that really blocks the site you really wanna see” listen, I you can’t seduce me with that. Runaway! Runaway!