The Global Test
Hmm…that “Global Test” Senator John Forbes Kerry was talking about during the presidential debate — someone found it! You can take it here. Apparently I’m no good at passing it either — my score of -3400 wasn’t sufficiently high to justify my “imperialistic foreign adventure”. 
Meanwhile, Bill at INDC has the scoop on what appears to be Kerry cheating during the debate. Now I’m pretty skeptical myself, but I’m really trying to figure out what convincing explanation the senator could have for that footage. Bill wonders if it was a hankie, but why would he pull out his hankie, unfold it and put it on his podium in front of him? Well whatever happens of it, the Dems will say this is a front by the Republicans to cover up Bush’s loss, and Al-Reuters and the AP will happily oblige to keep the story buried as much as they can. Can’t say the same about CBS News. They’ve got problems of their own to deal with…oh speaking of which, Brokaw and Jennings are now supporting Rather. What is it about major national news anchors and their unbelievably suicidal tendencies?
Update: It seems Kerry hasn’t gotten the point: he needs to stop trying to play football. This is getting embarassing. We’ve already seen compelling footage from Football Fans for Truth, but now this!
Update: I just saw the most hilarious caption at Beldarblog: “I’m John Kerry, and I’m reporting for doodie!”
Update:Looks like John Kerry was guilty of holding a pen. Skepticism was well founded.
